A guide to World Cup soccer

| June 12, 2010

from the Onion.  ..bruce w..

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Webster is Principal and Founder at Bruce F. Webster & Associates, as well as an Adjunct Professor of Computer Science at Brigham Young University. He works with organizations to help them with troubled or failed information technology (IT) projects. He has also worked in several dozen legal cases as a consultant and as a testifying expert, both in the United States and Japan. He can be reached at bwebster@bfwa.com, or you can follow him on Twitter as @bfwebster.

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  1. deirdrew says:

    Pre-wrath warning – there shall be little – if any grammer or sentence structure in what you are about to read – deal with it. Please commence with said wrath now.

    You are officially warned you are calling down the wrath of the eldest Webster Woman Grandchild aka a soccer player for the last 33 years!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! Although I am not without humor (I yell at the screen for the guys who flop on the ground in dying agony to “FIX YOUR SOCKS!” aka – get off your duff and get back to playing) – but just because you don’t understand the pitch or the rules or the ref or the stop clock…. doesn’t mean the sport is without merit…. and oh yah – that whole defender thing – don’t even get me started – I am the defense – I am the one who covers the big guy in co-ed…. I am the one who protects my keep from foes far and wide. I run my patootie off for anywhere from 48 (arena soccer) to 90 minutes (outdoor soccer) covering for the front line when they can’t run anymore and STILL coming back to cover my post after doing their job too. My injuries – the things that fell me – are not the oops my shin types of injuries, not a foot that has been stepped on… not a broken nose or an elbow to the jaw. Nay. I’m talking torn ligaments – foot, knee, shoulder and ankle… And Still I Persist.
    YOU MY DEAR UNCLE HAVE CALLED DOWN THE THUNDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get your buns into town and come see me play. Oh and we’ll go have those yummy carne asada nachos we talkeda bout a few weeks ago. Loves and smooches,
    Little Deirdre. 🙂