Spam mail of the day (if not of the year)

| June 9, 2011

This doesn’t appear to be so much a real spam message as it is a student at a university having fun.

Subject: Free heroin shipping
From: “freeland temp” <>
Date: 9 Jun 2011 08:49:27 +0600
To: “der frederic” <[my e-mail address]>


1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.
2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).
4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.

Everebody welcome, but not US citizens, sorry.

ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free.

Please contact:

PHONE 0097(0)9658980
FAX 0097(0)9635241


Don’t know if it was aimed just as me or truly sent out to a long list of recipients. But it made me smile and was a welcome break from the usual spam.  ..bruce w..

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Webster is Principal and Founder at Bruce F. Webster & Associates, as well as an Adjunct Professor of Computer Science at Brigham Young University. He works with organizations to help them with troubled or failed information technology (IT) projects. He has also worked in several dozen legal cases as a consultant and as a testifying expert, both in the United States and Japan. He can be reached at, or you can follow him on Twitter as @bfwebster.

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